iam1kris:
What are you going to do for black history month?
  • person: that's a cool song
  • me: welL LET ME JUST TELL YOU THEIR ENTIRE BACKSTORY AND HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM AND ALL OF THEIR SONGS AND THE NAMES OF THEIR CHILDREN

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

(via itsrodzilla)

vxpo:

Women and men should both know how to cook because neither feminism nor sexism are going to do shit for you when you’re hungry.

(via core-win)